Dallas Invasion?

Has the invasion already started?

The new additions to the West 7th area have been great, but walking through Uptown (D-bag central) Dallas last week, I began to see similarities. Anyone can do some research and realize that Terra, Patrizo's, Tillman's and the soon to be Fireside Pies are all Dallas chains. Like I mentioned before, I appreciate what these establishments have done for the development of the area, but why can't we get some Fort Worth local establishments? If I wanted to go eat at a chain I would stroll my ass into a Chili's or if I wanted to eat at a Dallas restaurant I would put my ass on 30.

I am on a soapbox, but I really don't like that Fort Worth's local flavor is being negated in the new additions. I feel sorry for the guys like Lanny's, Michaels, La Familia and Fred's in the area who established the market for the Dallas guys. All I am saying is eat local when possible and shop with establishments that are keeping their money in Fort Worth. Also as mentioned in the "The Pour House: Fort Worth Meets Jersey Shore" I warned of the incoming amount of D-bag's associatead with chains. My prophecy has come true, I was out the other night at Capitol Bar and there are now people from Arlington and the surronding areas coming into West 7th to "party".

Terra Mediterrian Grill: The Best 10 Dollars I Ever Spent

I went to have lunch this past month at Terra and to be truthful it was the best ten dollars I have ever spent. This ten dollars was better than the ten dollars I spent at the new Cowboys Stadium for a Miller Lite, EVEN better than the ten dollars I spent at Rick's during half price dance night. I must urge anyone in the area to eat the lunch buffet at Terra, it is well worth your time.

The first time I went to Terra it was during dinner and I was completely disappointed in the crowd. There was no one there, the service was blah"and the drink I was served tasted like a Jolly Rancher. The drink was originally described to me as an "authentic Mediterranean drink" by the hipster (Dallas D-bag) bartender. It tasted like something the 10th grade cheerleading squad would slam before the varsity football game.. my little sister would love it. The food was spot on so when a friend of mine wanted to meet up with me for lunch there I figured I would give it one more chance.

Atmosphere: I felt like I was in a dance scene off Slumdog Millionaire, to be perfectly honest. The music was loud and had a bunch of words I could not understand which were broadcasting throughout the restaurant, but it was appropriate for the setting. The dining area was a large open space with modern looking tables and chairs. The "wide open spaces" dining area was complimented by the large open windows facing Crockett St, it was perfect on this sunny day. While it was still too cold to sit outside, it looks as if they will have outdoor seating and an outdoor bar. Although I didn't like how close the tables and chairs were arranged indoors, which felt like you are eating with the table next you...creepy. Even though I didn't like Slumdog, I could definitely hang out in Terra.

Food/Drink: Since this is a lunch post I am going to focus on food...even though the question of whether it is socially acceptable to have a drink before noon is still up in the air. So i will take just a bit of time to talk about booze. The speciality cocktail as previously mentioned was terrible but maybe if you are taking out a freshman from TCU you could have some serious fun. The next drink I ordered was a scotch on the rocks, and to my surprise they don't bring me out " casual drink" they bring me out a 20 oz Iced Tea glass of scotch. They apparently think I am tailgate thirsty. This was a mistake on their part but I, in this case, will be the glad recipient of Terra's mistake.
The food during lunch comes out of a bunch of serving trays organized around the bar also known as a lunch buffet. The lunch buffet has almost everything that the dinner menu has but at a price that Moses and his desert wanders would love, 10 dollars. Yes, 10 dollars, and the quality of the food is fantastic. I tried the Saffron Rice, Greek Salad, Chicken Kabobs and mixed vegetables. The rice was decent, but could have used something, it was dried out but not unbearable. The Greek Salad was spot on and the dressing was out of this world, it tasted like I had died and gone to garlic heaven. Mixed Veggies were a combination of squash, zucchini, carrots and onions, they were soaked in some type of wine reduction sauce that makes you love to eat your vegetables. The Chicken was juicy and also covered in olive oil and garlic. The pieces on the chicken kabob were massive about 3-4 oz per cut. I saw the staff adding fresh food to the serving dishes right off the grill, which made me feel better about about my dining experience. For all you healthy dickheads out there, this place is a gold mine, nothing fried and everything is served without a massive amount of cheese, lard, grease , etc.

Service:
For all you dip shits out there, a buffet is self service. You walk your ass over to the serving dish and serve yourself. Terra receives high marks for the following: a) paying up front- you walk in, give the hostess your money, grab your plate and go. No following some asshole around begging him to close you out because he has fifty other tables. b) Constant rotation of food. c) Being the first cool buffet in Fort Worth. The waiter we had barely spoke English and he was definitely from south of the border (weird at a Mediterranean joint, not weird for Texas) but really who cares all he needs to know how to ask is what you want to drink. Even though he was overzealous about filling up my tea.

Overall: I have been four times since the 10 dollar menu buffet arrived and I can say with complete confidence that the secret is out. The first time I went I was one of four people in the restaurant and every time I have been since the crowd has grown. The food is great(and healthy) and the location is trendy, so I assume that Terra will be an overall hit.

Lunch at Terra: 8/10

Terra Mediterrian Grill

2973 Crockett Street

Ft. Worth, TX 76107

817.744.7485

Pour House: Fort Worth Meets Jersey Shore

Here it finally comes, my first bar posting, this should be good. When the Pourhouse relocated to West 7th Street I had high expectations and was excited to be blessed with a new bar in one of my favorite areas of Fort Worth. What I got with my new bar was the "Gremlinish" multiplication of "Affliction" T-Shirt, Ripped Jean, hair gel-ed, "bros" in my backyard. Similar to my food section I will break down the Pour House in 3 categories: crowd, atmosphere and the bar. The bar includes drink selection and service.

Atmosphere: I want to say I like the set up inside, it has a ton of open space, not too many chairs and tables. The atmosphere is not set up like a club despite the presence of the patrons. The patio can make for a good afternoon drink but I can't really say I would enjoy watching traffic leave downtown or stare at Montgomery Plaza (even though there are a good amount of Rivercrest Mommies that hang out there). I hate that there is valet, I mean valet at a damn bar, here go get shit faced and then let someone ELSE get your car for you, so you can drive it home blackout. Stupid. This is not Vegas, Miami, or Dallas. The live music is decent and can actually be fun if your blackout. I also love three mile hike from the door to the bar. I mean by the time I actually get in the door, get grinded on by every guy in line, pay the bouncer some foolish cover (while girls get in free), get soliciated for a cigarrette by some chick from Frisco and finally make it to the bar it's ready to close down.

Reminiscent of a "club" there is a bathroom attendant and generally a bunch of Jersey trash hanging out in the bathroom talking about what girl they just bought 20 shots of Jager for her and her fat friends. I also don't like that there are FWPD just hanging out inside, I realize security is a big issue for these guys (see Frisco trash bros) but COME ON. I am trying to have a good time here, I want to be able to drink leisurely, not have the "po-lice" look at me slam down my RBV ( Red Bull Vodka) and grind on some random girl. So my aforementioned concerns are already resulting in a terrible night, I haven't even met the patrons, terrible will go to downright awful.

The crowd: Sucks. Fort Worth is small enough that I thought we could keep all the guidos and guidets (female guido) inside the downtown perimeter. Not anymore. When the Pour House moved down onto 7th they brought all their friends with them. I used to enjoy the crowd on 7th. But now I feel like every night is Spring Break down on 7th.

I have been in Pour House and witnessed four "bros" slamming their hands on the table screaming "shhhhhhooootttttzzz" guess what they were shooting... big surprise... Jager. That gasoline flavored shit should be illegal South of the Mason Dixon line. Another fun fact: the people who work at "bro" bars are "bros". So not only do I get to hang out with the "bros" I have to buy my shitty drinks from them, double fun. I have almost gotten my ass kicked almost 7 times in that bar and I have been three times. I have a feeling that it has to do with the "bros" going straight from the gym to the bar. Not to mention the girls there suck as well, pound of make-up, smoking flavored cigarettes, wearing items that don't fit, etc. You get the picture.

The drinks: Service is actually decent (even though I have had one bad experience). Drinks are reasonably priced as well. The bar is a big square in the middle of the bar, dotted with beer bars on several corners. Drinks come out relatively quickly but are weak. I believe they use the 1.5 oz a shot rule, which, if you are trying to have a great night, this makes things difficult. So my bad experience is short and sweet but goes like this: I walk into Pour House after a post dinner drink session at Chimy's. I consumed two drinks and completely fine. Not the "completely fine" where I will get on the dance floor and drop it like I am a New Orleans stripper during Mardi Gras or the type of fine when you drop your keys twice and then drive fine. I am not smoking, not taking shots, and not dancing fine. So I stroll to the bar and I am greeted by my good friend who offers myself and my girlfriend a shot. Of course I accept. But our friendly bar tender lets my girlfriend AND my friend know I am completely out of control and she will not serve me. NOT ONLY do they stop serving me but everyone else in our party. So the fun stops for my friend, girlfriend and I. This was the last time I went to the Pour House.

Typical crowd pictured above hair gel (far left corner), top that doesn't fit(center right) flat bills and excessively abnoxious sideburns(see all).

Overall: I can't really say anything positive about this place... I mean I could have fun there if I was plastered, but I could have fun playing bridge at Shady Oak's with my grandparents and their friends if I was plastered. At least I don't have to worry about my grandfathers friends don't fake tan and have hair gel. I mean seriously how many rips can a pair of jeans be worth. Pour House lost major points for the following reasons: drinks are weak, crowd is terrible, having an overall lame set up, and failing to capitalize on the massive amount of space they have.

Verdict:3/10

The Pour House

2725 West 7th Street
Fort Worth, TX 76107
(817) 335-2575

Open Daily 11am-2am